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Chapter 3: Weirdos and bitches

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Hey hey hey, So today's post might be a bit more melodramatic than usual, which might have something to do with the fact that I literally just watched the notebook for the FIRST TIME, yes people took me this long.  😭 Anyway, I've been starting to have cold feet, pre-uni jitters as they say. Up until this point I've been pretty okay, mostly excited as the getting all new shit is the fun part. But some things are starting to sink in as I'm getting more and more emails. Anyone else? I'm just getting super nervous and I feel almost like my confidence in myself has been knocked. 😬 I'm normally quite a confident person, though this is quite a recent development in my personality.  Literally its just been this year that I've actually found some confidence and realised that I'm awesome (not in a big headed way lol) err but I mean that I actually now realise that if I want to do something, I fucking can.  Like anything I want to do, i can freaking

Chapter 2: Lazy little fucker

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Sup lads and ladettes. 👬👭 Don't know if you all have been getting tonnes of these invites on FB to join fresher's group chats, halls chats, flat chats and all that jazz? Well I have.  #popular 💁💤 lol But actually its annoying the heck of me.  Everyone seems to be already chatting to their flatmates*   and getting to know every detail of their lives. But no, not me. I'm ghosting  👻.  Sitting silently in the dark so on moving weekend i'll turn up and be like SURPRISE BITCHES!    ☝🏻 🙀 Buttt think it will be more like this...  lol.  In all seriousness, they won't give a single shit. I'm basically just not in the mood to talk to people rn. I Cba to make an effort and pretend to be normal  its still summer . I'm just in lounging around enjoying doing jack shit. Really selling myself to you all . But life is literally bliss.  Mum is paying extra attention to me (much to the annoyance of my siblings  😏) *evil cackle*   I have no respon

Chapter 1: Granny Kickers

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Hey it's me. 💁. As you will realise I'm soon to be a fresher in the land of Jack Wills and the Middle Class 🥑. Yes I'm excited and yes I'm self absorbed enough to be starting a blog about uni life. So original I know . I apologise in advance for my poor grammar and punctuation. But fuck the haters. ✋ Don't know why i'm doing this, wouldn't consider myself 'writer' or anything, but why not.   So here's a bit about me, like most, I'm a serial Netflix watcher, cheese eater, very   occasional runner and basically just the average slightly awkward slob that stumbles through life.  Things might get personal, I'm just going to write about the random string of embarrassing events which is my life, you might find it relatable or you might just be like WAT? nope.  This week I've been throwing out my old pyjamas and holy  🙏🏻   granny knickers. RIP. That shit is gonneeee. Took a trip to M&S #classic and bought some bangin' lin