Chapter 2: Lazy little fucker
Sup lads and ladettes. 👬👭
Don't know if you all have been getting tonnes of these invites on FB to join fresher's group chats, halls chats, flat chats and all that jazz? Well I have. #popular 💁💤lol
But actually its annoying the heck of me.
Everyone seems to be already chatting to their flatmates* and getting to know every detail of their lives. But no, not me. I'm ghosting 👻. Sitting silently in the dark so on moving weekend i'll turn up and be like SURPRISE BITCHES!
☝🏻🙀
Buttt think it will be more like this...
lol.
In all seriousness, they won't give a single shit. I'm basically just not in the mood to talk to people rn. I Cba to make an effort and pretend to be normal its still summer. I'm just in lounging around enjoying doing jack shit. Really selling myself to you all. But life is literally bliss. Mum is paying extra attention to me (much to the annoyance of my siblings 😏) *evil cackle* I have no responsibilities and I'm taking full advantage. Its not like i'm going to have this again. haha
Speaking of doing shit all, I cannot even tell you the amount of buzzfeed quizzes that I have done. Its actually embarrassing. I probably should get a medal. 🥇🙈 Turns out my firstborn should be called Jackson, I love food more than people, I'm more Gretchen than Karen and I'm the Tisty Tosty bath bomb from lush. Productive, I know.
I SWEAR I'm not a lazy shit I'm just saving my energy for freshers. Hahaha.
ANYWAY. I'm on holiday in Cornwall with my family at the moment, enjoying that 'quality time' (like we haven't had enough of that over the last 19 years) But nah, its a laugh and I'm enjoying the last of free food. 🍔🍕🥗🧀🥙🍟🥐🍳🥔
I'll be rolling to uni at this rate
On that note, it's dinner time. TTYL.
Anon xoxo
*Well I haven't found out my flat yet. But then again I haven't checked my emails in a longgg while.
Don't know if you all have been getting tonnes of these invites on FB to join fresher's group chats, halls chats, flat chats and all that jazz? Well I have. #popular 💁💤lol
But actually its annoying the heck of me.
Everyone seems to be already chatting to their flatmates* and getting to know every detail of their lives. But no, not me. I'm ghosting 👻. Sitting silently in the dark so on moving weekend i'll turn up and be like SURPRISE BITCHES!
☝🏻🙀
Buttt think it will be more like this...
lol.
In all seriousness, they won't give a single shit. I'm basically just not in the mood to talk to people rn. I Cba to make an effort and pretend to be normal its still summer. I'm just in lounging around enjoying doing jack shit. Really selling myself to you all. But life is literally bliss. Mum is paying extra attention to me (much to the annoyance of my siblings 😏) *evil cackle* I have no responsibilities and I'm taking full advantage. Its not like i'm going to have this again. haha
Speaking of doing shit all, I cannot even tell you the amount of buzzfeed quizzes that I have done. Its actually embarrassing. I probably should get a medal. 🥇🙈 Turns out my firstborn should be called Jackson, I love food more than people, I'm more Gretchen than Karen and I'm the Tisty Tosty bath bomb from lush. Productive, I know.
I SWEAR I'm not a lazy shit I'm just saving my energy for freshers. Hahaha.
ANYWAY. I'm on holiday in Cornwall with my family at the moment, enjoying that 'quality time' (like we haven't had enough of that over the last 19 years) But nah, its a laugh and I'm enjoying the last of free food. 🍔🍕🥗🧀🥙🍟🥐🍳🥔
I'll be rolling to uni at this rate
On that note, it's dinner time. TTYL.
Anon xoxo
*Well I haven't found out my flat yet. But then again I haven't checked my emails in a longgg while.
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