Chapter 4: Preggers.



Yo 💩💩

Ngl, been feeling pretty shitty for the last week or so, hence no recent posts. I didn't really know what the fuck to say.  I wanted to keep this . bog light hearted and basically taking the piss out of myself and not talk about the deep shit- Coz thats what tumblr is for.

But whats the point of having an anonymous blog if you're not telling the truth? SO fuck it.

Idk why but its legit like i've got the hormones of a pregnant women/ girl hitting puberty/ girl on her period. Thats no lie. 🤰🏻***


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I went to Aldi with my mum yesterday #thuglife to get stuff for uni and I literally cried in the middle of the store.

I continued to cry on the ay home.

Cried also when my mum made spaghetti.
(and then gave me ice-cream)

My little brother looked at me like I was retarded. But shrugged it off coz im weird anyway.

THE FLOOD GATES HAVE OPENED PEOPLE AND IDK HOW TO FUCKING SHUT THEM.

Literally im not this girl, I've lived away thousands of miles from my home and family before, wtf is happening to me. Think my mum is putting hormones in my cereal or something as she wants me to be upset about leaving. Seriously wtf is wrong.





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Its actually making me feel better writing this as I can read how freaking stupid it sounds. 

I'm just shit scared. BUT Y THO??????????

Please tell me that i'm not alone in this hormonal overload. I am freaking the fuck out for no apparent reason. Its not like I want to stay in this mind numbingly boring town, nor have to share a shower with 5 other people (inc 2 hormonal teenage boys). YUK. I literally have been waiting for this day for the past four years. But now its nearly here I AM A MESS. 

lol dont worry peeps, what goes down must go up. I'll perk up. 

xoxoox 


** Dont worry mom im not preggars


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